Ramblings Of A Rambler

Theme: No parents Parents are off out tonight which means I get the house to myself. Check list: Fat person's foods Good films that most people would consider 'rubbish' Ipad Thoughts/Photos of Emile Hirsch Blanket Pillow Book Remote ALL IN REACH OF ONES-SELF

Theme: Just when I thought I was done with college... I get called into my work office for some training on a lesson that I hated and had completed about a week ago. I hated having to socialise. The one person that wanted to socialise with me the most was the women that insisted on showing me pictures of her grand-kids and going through all the problems he has with his downstairs area. Then why she has a criminal background.  I swear, people see me and think "oh she's not sociable....let's change that."

Theme: Ratted Out I had this man come to my house today to check out my boiler. (Now, if I left it there, it would sound like the beginning of a porn movie). As the boiler is in my bedroom, I made sure it was tidy and all objects that are not for the innocent were deeply hidden away. I hide my vibrators underneath my bed in a purple box. After the man had done what he had to do to the boiler, I returned to my room to find this purple box had moved. I'm not just talking a little bit. I'm talking been completely taken out from under my bed. Whatever the guy was looking for, I think he found it.

Theme: Job & Figurines. I just applied for a receptionist job at a psychiatric hospital. I wouldn't be to depressed about working there: 1) I won't be doing personal care of clients 2) A receptionist = computers 3) I get to call the clients families and be all sympathetic nosey. 4) It's in the mental health sector! I think I would actually like it. So I sent off for that today. Cross everything in your body for me. As soon as I get paid I will buy myself my little Emile Hirsch figurine that I spoke about in a previous blog.  Then I shall start looking at places with Shaun/Steve.

Theme: Fan girl Problems #1 Wait two months for a film to be released on cinema, no cinema in Leicester is showing it.

Theme: Shaun & Wreck This Journal Today was spent doing my wreck journal. That's pretty much the only thing I am ever doing. I think I will post pictures tomorrow of what I have done so far. Also, Shaun drew this picture of one of our teachers not long ago, and without her permission, I'm also going to have to post that tomorrow. It's brilliant. 

Theme: Uncut, in the literal sense. Blue-ray and the pause button was invented for a reason. The reason being? Naked Emile Hirsch scene's. Now, I have the pause button but I don't have any Blue-ray DVD'S. However, the internet knows people that do. So whilst I did a google search I came cross a naked, zoomed in and well uncut picture of Emile Hirsch in 'Taking Woodstock'. So yes, I spent the day tracking down naked photo's of Emile Hirsch and when I was successful, I gormed at it rather contently.