Five Hundred & Forty One

Theme: Jiggle Balls!

 I went into Ann Summer's to buy these bad boys today. There look a lot smaller online then they really are. Fuck me, got them in the shop, brought them home and holy hell, when faced with them, they are so intensely intimidating. If I saw them for the first time, my first reaction would have probably been "THEY GO WHERE?!". I first looked into them because 50 shade's of grey made many upon many reference's about how earth shattering they can be. 50 shade's of grey couldn't be any more wrong. They aren't really used for that. The real reason is to as sick as this sounds, even for me, is to tighten you up to make sex better, or in my case, going solo. I put them in when I got home, which could have been made easier with a bit of lube, but I'm to cheap for that. I put them in, stood up and all I could hear as them banging and clashing together every-time I walked. They clearly we'rent in right. So after lot's of rather uncomfortable fiddling, they are finally in and I can feel them there but that's about it. They are not earth-shattering. They are just there, let's see if it does what it say's on the tin after a few weeks! What I love about them is that you can wear them everywhere. Work will be real fun tomorrow. Wish me luck.

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