Five Hundred & Twenty Eight

Theme: The fuck is wrong with you?

I went to the gym today, as usual. Although as it's an absolute blizzard outside I went a little later, the same time the the person I made friend's with goes. Well today, I finished the gym set on my todd, and when I came out the gym, I looked my worse. Fat, red, hair everywhere, dripping of sweat and generally crawling along the floor. But when I was crawling out, he was going in. We sat and talked for a bit. Then I realised I had a bit of a third boob going on. It was the wire from my bra. Just sticking out. Just there....I pushed it back in like, but pushing a bra wire back in, isn't an easy or subtle thing to do. He noticed. So does it surprise you he asked me out? I said yes. I'm a lesbian. Emile Hirsch is my weakness, and he is no Hirsch. Why in the world did I say yes? It's like I have dating tourettes. Even better, after I said yes, I pretty much told him to fuck off.

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