Six Hundred & Seventy Five

Theme: Job interview, Part 2

The job interview went brilliantly. So brilliant in fact that I was offered the job. I about jumped down the poor blokes throat I couldn't wake to take it. It's exactly what I thought it wouldn't be. I was expecting learning difficulties, things like autism. It's not. It's mental, mental health. Like self harm and personality disorders. My dream job. The building is absolutely brilliant. It smells so nice and its just so warm and homely. It's not like a typical care home. I was expecting like it to smell really bad and be in a general bad condition. It's a very secure and locked down place, you have to lock every door you go through. All the staff seem really nice too, smiley. I can say this though, I just know I'm going to come home with some stories. When I start work I have to have ligature knife on me at all times in case someone tries to hang themselves, and they do try fairly often. I also have to carry an alarm and sometimes a walkie talkie. I've never been trusted with so much! I just have to wait for my CRB to go through then I can start. It was the most relaxed interview I ever had too. The manager was young and he kept swearing and he shown a lot of his personality. Where as when your in an interview usually, the employer never shows any emotion. Like a creepy robot. I'm so excited.