Ramblings Of A Rambler

Theme: No parents Parents are off out tonight which means I get the house to myself. Check list: Fat person's foods Good films that most people would consider 'rubbish' Ipad Thoughts/Photos of Emile Hirsch Blanket Pillow Book Remote ALL IN REACH OF ONES-SELF

Theme: Just when I thought I was done with college... I get called into my work office for some training on a lesson that I hated and had completed about a week ago. I hated having to socialise. The one person that wanted to socialise with me the most was the women that insisted on showing me pictures of her grand-kids and going through all the problems he has with his downstairs area. Then why she has a criminal background.  I swear, people see me and think "oh she's not sociable....let's change that."

Theme: Ratted Out I had this man come to my house today to check out my boiler. (Now, if I left it there, it would sound like the beginning of a porn movie). As the boiler is in my bedroom, I made sure it was tidy and all objects that are not for the innocent were deeply hidden away. I hide my vibrators underneath my bed in a purple box. After the man had done what he had to do to the boiler, I returned to my room to find this purple box had moved. I'm not just talking a little bit. I'm talking been completely taken out from under my bed. Whatever the guy was looking for, I think he found it.

Theme: Job & Figurines. I just applied for a receptionist job at a psychiatric hospital. I wouldn't be to depressed about working there: 1) I won't be doing personal care of clients 2) A receptionist = computers 3) I get to call the clients families and be all sympathetic nosey. 4) It's in the mental health sector! I think I would actually like it. So I sent off for that today. Cross everything in your body for me. As soon as I get paid I will buy myself my little Emile Hirsch figurine that I spoke about in a previous blog.  Then I shall start looking at places with Shaun/Steve.

Theme: Fan girl Problems #1 Wait two months for a film to be released on cinema, no cinema in Leicester is showing it.

Theme: Shaun & Wreck This Journal Today was spent doing my wreck journal. That's pretty much the only thing I am ever doing. I think I will post pictures tomorrow of what I have done so far. Also, Shaun drew this picture of one of our teachers not long ago, and without her permission, I'm also going to have to post that tomorrow. It's brilliant. 

Theme: Uncut, in the literal sense. Blue-ray and the pause button was invented for a reason. The reason being? Naked Emile Hirsch scene's. Now, I have the pause button but I don't have any Blue-ray DVD'S. However, the internet knows people that do. So whilst I did a google search I came cross a naked, zoomed in and well uncut picture of Emile Hirsch in 'Taking Woodstock'. So yes, I spent the day tracking down naked photo's of Emile Hirsch and when I was successful, I gormed at it rather contently. 

Good lord, there's a place in my bed for you.

Theme: Shopping I did it, I did what I said I wasn't going to do. As you all know I've brought a 'wreck this journal' and I am getting through it really well. I said to myself, as soon as I finish it, I will buy myself some of the other books by the same author that have a similar theme. I didn't wait till I finished it. I've just splashed out on three other books because I like getting packages. Fml.

Theme: Room-Mate! Found  a room-mate. Dispute what I said yesterday about never moving in with females doesn't really apply to this person. As she is one of the few females I get on with. You, my readers will know her by the name of "Shaun/Steve" I broke the news I was moving out to my dad and he suggested I move to Aberdeen. Bastard. My mum's offered to start buying me thing's as if I'll be fully packed and moved out by next month... When I told her I was moving in with Shaun she gave me that "your poor neighbours" look. We're not that bad, really.

Theme: Cravings. I have booked an appointment with connextions about my CV so there is pretty much nothing I can do until then. I have applied for a few jobs but have heard nothing back. So today, I'm going to answer to my cravings and have an Emile Hirsch/Into The Wild day today as well as do more to my "wreck this journal" which is now getting pretty thick. 

Theme: Stranger Danger As you all know, I have been looking for a place to live. Just to get a rough idea of prices and how to go about it. One of my friend's suggested this site:  Spare Room . Immediately, I said no, no strangers. But now, I'm kind of open to the idea. However, ironically, if I live with a female, I just know there will be a whole new war. I don't usually get on with females. It just doesn't happen. So ideally, I am looking for a male stranger to live with. How creepy does that sound? My mum however, is not so open to this idea. I'm the sort of person that will live with a serial killer for like years, they put there victims remains in the fridge and I don't even notice. Anyway, when I get a job, I reckon it will be fun searching for a serial killer person to live with.

Theme: Oooh, Friend! Okay, so me and Shaun we're texting each other. We were just trying to find out where each other was. So most people would text "hey, where about are you?" but no. This is how our conversation went... Steve: Morning fellow survivor. How is the town in this post apocalyptic state? Any walkers still shuffelin' or are we the only race still zombie-ing in front of the shops? Me: There are a few shuffeling. I'm sticking close to my guns and I'm approaching selected destination faster then planned. No other survivors so far. How about you? Over. Steve: There were a few stragglers on the bus stop, took care of them but rendered myself low on ammo. Bus departed on time and so far on schedule. Route to destination supposedly clear but lose contact with alpha team just as bus departed. Be there soon. Shaun, over. Me: Got into college successfully. There everywhere. Had to build a fort. It wont hold for long, but its a temporary hide out. They&

Theme: Goodbye! I am done with college. Completely done. To the point of throwing my I.D badge down the drain done.   I hated it there because of all the drama. However, I did have some good times there with Shaun. I would never return to that college ever again. Even if there is a zombie apocalypse and that's the only safe place. I can honestly say, without Shaun and I's little pact, I wouldn't have made it through. Thanks Shaun. :) "I'm about to see a million things I thought I'd never see before and I, I'm about to do all of the things I've dreamed of and I don't even miss you at all. Goodbye to you, goodbye to you, you're taking up my time. Goodbye to you, goodbye to you" - Bulimic, The Used    ♥

Theme: Damn Life! I am currently in the process of uploading my CV onto the Co-Op website for the funeral care business. However, there are no vacancies within Leicester but they will hold my CV for twelve months and contact me if there are any vacancies. If I ever, ever get a job within funeral care then I can happily say I would have found my forever job unless I have the opportunity to go to University again. I know I might even have a chance at this. I don't need any specific qualifications and I have  qualifications  along with experience. Who knows. 

Theme: Feet My feet are still so very swollen from the event. They are nearly twice the size. I have no idea how I am going to get to work tomorrow, should be fun. My leg's are still crippled but in a way I just don't care. I just won't to go zombie hunting again and again. I remember before we went in this guy was like I'm going to do some stretches and I thought "you twat". If he saw me, he'd probably be thinking the same thing. So I'm going to use a water bottle and just fiddle with my 'wreck this journal' today. Sounds like a plan. As I'm feeling fairly low, I may also have an Emile Hirsch day. 

Theme: Moving Out I want to move out by the end of this year. Not for any particular reason, it would just be nice to have a place I can call my own. However, I do not want to move in with strangers. At all. If I have to move in with strangers or live on my own then I'm staying at home. I want to stay within Leicester and I have found some really good places that are somehow cheap. It's just finding someone that 1) is decent enough to live with and 2) someone that actually want's to live with me, none of my friend's have said anything so I have to find a friend that wants to go for it by the end of this year. Chances are I will be living at home for a long time. If anyone is interested, please contact me. 

Theme: War Injuries Okay, I won't lie, Shaun has it worse then me. But my god, my leg's are crippled. I just can't move. It hurt's so much. I no longer walk up stairs, I crawl up them. My feet are so swollen it's stupid. I'd still do it all again though.

Theme: Zombie Hunting! Omfg! Best day of my damn life. I don't actually know where to start with this. So many thing's happened they crammed so much stuff into just four hours I was never bored. It was easily the best day of my life. I would do it all over again. When me and Shaun arrived, we could hear the scream's of the first group from outside. We had so many different missions. For the first 2 hours we had to run around with the military and then they would send us out on our own to complete missions. At the very start we had to fill out an infection form to say if we had any zombie infection symptoms. Once we did that, the lights went dark and you hear banging on the entrance door then all you heard was a military man screaming "GO GO GO GO". Even in a zombie apocalypse I still remember to pick up my handbag, unlike the sorry soul who left her's behind for the military to have to retrieve it. At the very end they lined all the team members up on th

Theme: Fun!Fun!Fun! Sleeping around Shaun's tonight and it is also my last day of college. Hallelujah! I have the zombie day tomorrow. When I come back I will post what I did each hour of the day! I'm so damn excited. 

Theme: Wreck This Journal My journal came today. I have pretty much spent the whole day colouring in and painting and generally making a brilliant mess. However, when I use my crayola's it sometime's goes through the page and completely makes the page behind it unusable. But hey, it's a "wreck this journal" it's there to be wrecked. I think if there's any painting's I really want to do, I might just do them on a plain A4 piece of paper. 

Theme: Backdating. I have been neglecting you a lot lately and I'm sorry. I really am, mainly because backdating can be such a bitch. Today I sat in the canteen with Shaun discussing how much we hate the place yet how much we will actually miss it. Then we turned to her weird kinks and daddy issues again. No one has relationship conversations like us.

Theme: Work Just had a normal day at work.  The person I work with sprang out more bullshit lies as usual so it really was nothing new. 

Theme: Netflix  Okay, so I had the house all to myself for like hours. I decided I was going to watch the film 'Milk' (which is a gay film) I thought screw it, if it leaves a history that I've watched a gay film. It's got Emile Hirsch in it and I want to watch it. Logged onto netflix after months of seeing the film 'Milk' on there, and the bastards removed it. I have so many gifs of the damn film (only of Emile Hirsch) so I decided to give them a post of their own and post them all below. #PickYourTime

     

Theme: Zombie Hunting Only six day's away. I cannot wait. I am getting so into it, it's unreal. I've brought some trousers that are somewhat army coloured. I know that I am going to be so exciteable that I am really going to get into the whole thing and I'll start acting like Daryl from The Walking Dead. I really hope Shaun know's what she's let herself in for. I am sleeping round Shaun's on the Friday to be up early by the Saturday. No boost and an early night for me Friday. I plan to down boost on Saturday. 

Theme: Random. Some thing's just HAVE to be posted.

Theme: Oooh! That Cheeky Bitch! Shaun and I went in for only one lesson today. She never showed up. However, as we were comfortable on the floor we sat there, outside of the class for about an hour just having a laugh. Our zombie apocalypse mission is coming soon. It's next Saturday actually. Excite. All my college work has been handed in and it feels like a house has been moved of my back, however, I still just have all the aches and pains of it. 

Theme: Wreck This Journal I've just brought one of these as I've started to feel a little more creative then usual. So on Monday I'm off to The Works to buy a picture of paints, pens, pencils, brushes, glue, glitter ect. I cannot wait to get started. I have so many idea's for it already. What it is, is that you get a instruction on each page and it's basically your's to interpret. As I've ordered it online I am praying that it will get here for Monday when I  get all my paints. I'm so impatient to wait. I've even cleared out a draw in my room so I can have an "arts" draw. Yes, I am that sad. I won't lie, I can't draw or paint for shit. However, I can wreck thing's pretty will and the good thing about it is that whatever it is I draw it doesn't actually have to be good. As long as I had fun doing it then it doesn't really matter, right?

Theme: Nothingness. Just been working on coursework. I've been staying up till 1am just doing work. I ache all over. However, I did meet up with a girl I like today. Without sounding to cringy, we did kiss. Other then that, I've just been crawling myself to and from places.

Theme: Morning Panic Attack! I crawled my way into college today. I was having a panic attack so I'm greatful I went in early to give myself enough time to get college. I had to stop every few minuites, obviously because panic attacks effect the breathing and it hurt to walk because I was so out of breath. Anyway, I arrived at college and after pulling myself together I had a tutorial with a lecturer and made me feel better. Then I went to a lesson where the teacher practically called me dumb in front of the whole class. (I have full marks in everything by the way - including her lessons) Then she told me I can't think independantly! Bitch! So after that I craweld my way home the exact same way I got there. Being all hot and sweaty and heavy breathing from yet another panic attack....

Theme: Breast Implants. I'm happy with the size of myself, but I cannot stand my shape. I've just had a quick look around on the internet, now I'm not saying I am definitely going to have implants, I'm just saying it's an option. It's just that looking at the prices, by the end of this year, I could actually afford one. My body size and boob shape are the main thing's I would change about myself. So should I give myself the chance to change it? Who know's what might happen in the future. Good god, imagine having that conversation with the parents. Knowing me I wouldn't tell them.

Theme: Relationships (Again) Yesterday Shaun posted a blog on relationships (read here ) and it got me thinking. As recently I was also asked for relationship advice. Me. A single person. Being asked on how to get a guy. Can you see what I'm getting at?  Logic is a weird and wonderful thing folks. 

Theme: Stressed. I have so much work to do and I can't really do any of it until I talk to my tutors. Damn it. I would say I'm slowly going mad, but I think I past that stage a long, long time ago.

Theme: Rocky Horror Picture Show I don't actually know if I have blogged about this or not. Who knows. Anyway, I will be going to the rocky horror picture show with Shaun and others. It's one of those thing's where you dress up and go and just sing along. I cannot wait. I will be damned if I don't take my camera. I have to get at least one hug from a Frank 'n' Furter.  Note to self: pay Shaun for tickets.

Theme: Shaun do good Massive congratulations to Shaun for getting the job at the hospital. I shall purposely get drunk and stagger into her department and purposely making her shift difficult. Just because I can. I'm very proud of her.