Ramblings Of A Rambler

Theme: Fifty Shades Of Hirsch! + Work Assessment I got assessed at work today. I did my part really well, it's just that the person I work with makes me job really difficult so therefore made everything difficult. Not only that, someone where I work lent me fifty shades of grey as to which my boss was desperate for me to read it to him. No, just no. Highly inappropriate. Thank god I got away with not doing it. If I haven't read it myself, I don't know what to expect. Sex scene's in book's can escalate almost as fast as marriages on facebook. For example: (name) went from being single to married. When I got home I decided to read it and see what it was all about. As I have really good imagination skills I have completely ignored the description of Mr. Grey and simply changed him to Emile Hirsch. However, when it come's to the whole tampon thing, then I'll just the book's description of Mr.Grey. I don't want to ruin my hirsch. 

 Theme: Everything Shaun                                                                                                                                         Went shopping with Shaun today, had such a brilliant time. We didn't actually buy anything shopping wise I spotted "the Hobbit", I was going to borrow it off a friend but as I spotted it for cheap and threw it around on the floor of Waterstones a couple of time's I thought I really should buy it. Ha. It was nice to see Shaun again. It was a fairly girly day out really, we even included lunch! At the end of the day we went to see Batman, which by the way is a must to go see. So good! So thank you Shaun. I have to also note, whilst I was also damaging some of forbidden planet's equipment, as clearly damaging Waterstone's book's wasn't enough, Shaun asked me why I liked Emile Hirsch so much, just look at him Shaun! Look at him! Ooh Friend!                                                    

Theme: Sexy Sunday

Theme: Job Hunting My days are being spent online and job hunting. I wish I could say I've done more, but I haven't! My mood is still stable though, thank goodness. 

Theme: Nothingness Sorry guys, nothing happened. 

Theme: Emu's! It was my mum's day off today, so she took me to this bird sanctuary up in Desford. Oh my days, it was brilliant. The parrots was massive! When my mum and I fed them nuts, they would take the nuts ever so gently, so I come away un-bitten. They would all come sit on you and such. There were these two huge Emu's that would follow you about everywhere. I would totally go again. Thank you mummy :).

Theme: Killer Joe A while back, I was moaning that every cinema in Leicester wasn't showing 'Killer Joe' well, after looking on Amazon it's being released on DVD on October 22nd. Guess who's pre-ordered it? Yeah boy! Another DVD for my Emile Hirsch collection.

Theme: The Hobbit After going shopping on Monday, I saw this guy with a 'Lord Of The Rings' tattoo. He had the writing on his arm. After gorming at that like a peado in a playground for about an hour, I thought I would read the hobbit before it comes out in December. So yes, that's all I've done today. Realised I want to read a specific book.

Theme: Say What!?! Take Three. I can't believe I am having to do a take three with this. How persistent can this guy be? He rang me and text me whilst I was at work. Saying again, how all girls are slags and that there isn't a nice one out there. This is started because I said I like space, I'm a spacious person. I ended up texting him back really nicely and politley and saying "Look chick, you have to leave me alone, I'm working. I wanted to be friends but you freaked." Not a reply since. 

Theme: Say What!?! Take Two. Right, the drama with this so called guy is somehow still carrying on. He called me clingy yesterday, as you all know. I just thought here would  be a good time to mention that I've received 10 texts from him today, all of which, I haven't replied to. By the tenth text he decided to get a little nasty and called me a slag. So I couldn't just ignore it. I just told him, as I'm straight edge, it's practically impossible for me to be a slag. Then, despite the fact him telling me he wanted tattoo's and having a piercing himself he still decided to call my out on mine as if they are a negative thing. I've stopped texting him again, he drains me. All I have to say is: COME AT ME, BRO.

Theme: Sexy Sunday

Theme: Say What?! I get myself caught up in the most awkward situations. I've some how managed to get another stalker. He's known me for a total of three days and he takes any opportunity to confess his love for me. I'm a really spacious person, so I've often ignored his texts, nothing personal, I just like my space. I told him I'm spacious and that I just want to be friend's. His response "There's someone else isn't there? Well I hope your happy with them, I'll give you all the space in the world now." To which I simply replied it's not that, I'm just spacious. I need you to back off a little. Then he said (which is hilarious) "Well, I checked you out with one of my friend's and apparently your on this BDSM website and it says you have a master". In all honesty, if I was on a BDSM website, it would be news to me. I found that highly hilarious and by this point my eyebrows were highly raised and I couldn't hold do

Theme: The Office (US Version) I've been watching a lot of the office lately. It's brilliant, so bloody brilliant. I really hope I land myself an office job with people like those. At the same time I find it really scary because I see myself a lot in Dwight.

Theme: Oooh! CV. When I went into a care home today to give in my new and improved CV, I bumped into the director of a care home who was really impressed with my new CV and she sounded really keen to have me there. If I get the job it's a 12 hour night shift. I'll be working the same as Steve. Haha. WISH ME LUCK NOW.

Theme: New CV I am getting absolutely nowhere with the job hunting, so I decided to re-write my CV. I got a friend, Kallum to help me. I am going from place to place tomorrow just forcing it down everyone's throat. Wish me luck. :)

Theme: Letter in the post, take two The letter in the post I got from a few blogs ago was about me having to go back to college to complete some work. Many people from college have received it. I generally don't know what to say. Now some people are getting email's saying we don't actually have to come in. When I left I was so determined to never return that I shoved my I.D badge down the drain. Wankers. So I have no idea if I'm coming or going.

Theme: Crap. Had a bit of an emotionally crappy day today, as this is strictly a blog for positive emotions and general bitching only, I'm gonna wipe a clean slate on this day and start again tomorrow.

Theme: Sexy Sunday Every Sunday, I'm going to post a picture of Emile Hirsch. So here you go.

Theme: Letter in the post I dont want to talk about today either.

Theme: Employment. Went to the job centre. That's all I'm going to say. I do not want to talk about it. I don't see how on earth they are going to help me get a job. I'm so desperate for a job I'm thinking of putting an advertisement of myself on gumtree. It sound's like I'm pimping myself out, although I'm not, at this moment in time, I frankly do not care. I swear when employer's look at my CV they say "the stars are not in position for this employment!"

Theme: Job Center At the job center for the first time tomorrow. I do not want to go at all. I have just finished college and I am a qualified member of society that's going to have to live off of other people's earning's. I feel like a scrubba. I can't even get a cleaning job. I'm so desperate to work it's not even funny. Every caring job I apply for need's a driving license. I have all the qualifications. I find it sickening that there's carers out there that can barely speak English and haven't got the qualification's, but still have the job. It's making me all feel so low. This is how my day's go: wake up, watch some TV series, eat, go bed, repeat the next day. I'm only posting the picture of the smiling giraffe because it makes me happy. It has no relevance to this post what so ever but I need that uplift.

Theme: Road To El Dorado According to a few tumblr's the film 'Road To El Dorado' the two main character's were actually meant to be lover's but then they cut the idea. However, the film is so old that I have my doubts that they would have even considered putting a gay relationship in a Disney film. But the longer I stare at this picture, the creepier and more convinced I get:

Theme: Sleeping Habits I haven't been sleeping lately and I have a sachet of the Lavender herb which is used to help aid insomnia. I am never sleeping with that again. Ever. I'm a really lucid dreamer so when I dream I'm aware it's a dream. However, last night was just a complete and utter nightmare. Long story cut short some psychopath women captured me and some other people and we all found a rifle we all shot ourselves. I felt myself put the gun in my mouth, pull the trigger and I felt the bullet go through my head. It was all done in slow motion. I felt it so much I actually shot up awake. Fucking horrible. I'd rather not sleep if I have to experience that again.

Theme: Herbs! Finally got my arse in gear on the herb front. An old friend of mine, Mark, gave me a book a while back with really useful thing's in it. So now I have just brought myself another book to accompany it. So as soon as it arrives all I need to do is buy some herbs and I know exactly what I have to do from there. If anyone want's a sachet making for any particular reason, contact me and I'll do so :).

Theme: Relationship Advice. Every time me and Shaun discuss relationship's it's never in a serious manner. It's usually discussing teachers, kinks and dressing up. It's usually so inappropriate and never serious. However, after two years today we decided to discuss relationships seriously. Never again. My loving word's of wisdom just got ripped apart. Humph. 

Theme: Cinema Bastards The two films 'Killer Joe' and 'Savages' hasn't came out on any cinema's in Leicester. I have trolled the internet for hours to find it online. It's nowhere to be seen. I'm actually having Emile Hirsch withdrawals. It's not good. I want my Hirschy top up. Not done anything else today other then discuss a few details with Shaun about moving out and how we are going to go about it. I'm so excited but where's my damn job to make this happen?

Theme: Jobs I have applied for even more job's and I still haven't heard much back. I am spending my time just watching all the skins series and it's boring me so much just sitting there doing nothing. I know I will get a job eventually. There's only so long a qualified person can be jobless for. Jobs applied for so far: Warehouse staff x6 Carer x4 Cleaner Receptionist x4 Mcdonalds Information Assistant Kitchen Assistant x2 Kitchen Porter Audio Typist x2 Retail  Admin x10 Support Worker x3 Mail Sorting Bar Assistant Secretary Contact Worker " Its gotta get bad before it gets good " - Day One  ♥

Theme: Rain I was off to see the new spider man movie with Shaun today. Unfortunetly it was raining so much I was highly surprised I didn't see the alien's from the war of the world's just appear out of nowhere...There's even another pond forming at the bottom of my garden. Fun.

Theme: Uncut Penis! Now, every 100th blog I post, I usually post an Emile Hirsch picture. However, I was just wondering, seeing as you reader's should know me fairly well now, I was thinking about posting them zoomed in picture's of Emile Hirsch's...danger. However, that's for private collection. So I've played it safe and decided to just post another photo of him wanking running his hands through his beautiful hair.

Theme: Oooooh, Range! I dragged my mum down the range today for more art's and craft's shit. I can spend a fortune down there. This is going to sound so girly. But I actually brought some paintbrushes just because they were pink. What's happening to me? What's worse is that I'm typing this with my Barbie pink nails. Who's been injecting hormones into me whilst I sleep?

Theme: Jobs I have been looking for a job everywhere and anywhere. I even applied at McDonald's. They sent me a rejection. McBastards. Here are all the job's I have applied for to date: Warehouse staff x2 Carer x2 Receptionist x2 Mcdonalds Information Assistant Kitchen Assistant Kitchen Porter Not to mention all the place's I have looked. There's just nothing anywhere.

Theme: Back The Fuck Off! There is this women at work and every week she will ask if I have a job yet, have I got a CV, who am I giving it to blah blah. She goes on. I just snapped and had ago at her. She just want's me to hurry up and get a job so I can quit working with her. She hates me, because she hate's teamwork. I hate her in general. She's a manipulative bitch. Anyway, now I've snapped back I will just have to wait and see what happens next week. See if she has taken the hint or not.

Theme: Skins I have done nothing today. I have literally sat around watching skin's. I am so bored. It look's like a bear has raided the kitchen as I'm also filling my time with eating. 

Theme: Savages The film 'Savages' with Emile Hirsch in it, is coming out 6th July. I have a feeling it won't hit Leicester's cinema's like 'Killer Joe' however if it does I am going to want complete silence. If anyone talk's whilst the beautiful god that is Emile Hirsch is on screen, bitches will be killed.           

Theme: Damn hands, always appearing when I'm trying to look at the calender. This is usually my reaction when hands come tearing through the walls.