One Hundred & Thirteen

Theme: Tea With The Queen

Yep, we got the joyous visit of her today. Not impressed. She screwed up my bus route. Why would you want to visit Leicester anyway, it's a shit hole? If I was the queen I would demand going to every theme park in the world. I'd also insist on lay inn's. I wonder how she wakes up in the morning. Do you think her butler (who I've decided is called Mr.Jeeves) come's in and wakes her up? Or do you think she has some obscene song that rings on her blackberry alarm to wake her up? Do you think she check's her phone for any bbm's in the morning? Anyway, if I was the queen, and if I could visit anywhere in the world, it would be Alaska.

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